Battles THR vs Lizardman
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yo, you think you're genius, but you are only a penis.
- You're more of a dick than 2010 Charlie Sheen is.
- I'll make you feel blue as a Smurf because this is my turf.
- I am more than two times your worth and I've always been since birth.
- This is my second battle and so far it's going swell.
- You #disagree or try #hitting #me, I will ring your bell!
- I will make you feel small like your balls until they fall.
- Call me Billy Mays because wait, that's not all!
- You're a burden, I'm like Tyler Durden. You'll need a surgeon
- after I beat you. You're driving me crazy like a suburban.
- It's urgent that I shall make a Battle Rap: Second Version
- I'll defeat you like an Athenian when you are a Persian.
- You are the quarterback -- Blitz!
- I'm king of all crackers -- Ritz!
- Salty like your mother when I'm feeling up #her #tits.
- I will make her pop her pussy for me like you pop #your #zits.
- Hopefully I do better on this one than I did the #past #time.
- So until my third battle, consider this my #last #rhyme.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'm like Saddam Hussein, I rule with a iron fist
- I stab you in the eye with a pike watch you cryin bitch
- Cut inside your wrist, drink up your blood crystal
- Cutting your white flesh on a pan your sore nuts sizzle
- You aint a spitta your mom laid out maggots
- The larva grew in n out came a faggot
- You like to dress as a maid on your tablet
- You like the smell of males on your mattress
- I'll kick your ass bitch I fuckin hate you
- I hate the Heavenly Father because he made you
- I hate the universe because it create you
- I hate every motherfucker that partakes you
- I'll fuckin taze you, roast ya to a grilled steak
- Your mom and dad drink your ash through a milkshake
- Get hold of their home then I wack them
- With bats, rocks, knives and five cactus