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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- hey you goin' to bed?!
- Mind if I slytherine?!
- And send you into toxic liquid mixed with wingardium leviosa,
- I'm Voldemort wondering why every wizard tiresome
- It ain't my fault Harry started to cry
- Tried to warn the little nigga either stop or die
- Die motherfuckin die, hope yo' nigga ass fry, don't ask why
- Ron and Hermione best say their goodbyes.
- He hit me on aim, I respond, he replies
- In this cracked crack fag back slab in disguise
- Them haters wishing they could see my demise
- These fake ass wizards steady acting like devise
- Wont mention no names (coughs) DUMBLEDORE
- I'm the dark lord lil' niggas
- HeyHarry go catch that snitch
- and don't be a bitch
- I got Myrtle moanin on mah dick
- Hey you Ron Weasley you is such a prick
- Oh your friends are sick
- Killing these niggas off quick
- P.s eh I ain't trying to nit pick
- Hey you know Hufflepuffs?
- Psh, I killed them off like flies
- Why go for Ginny she ain't got no tits?!
- If I was you , I'd be through the exit.
- Cant forget she looks like the Grinch
- and you look like a dementor bitch
- Soon she'll be causing a humungous red storm
- Oh wait she's already on her period
- Always wondered why she was a bitch
- Wouldn't be surprised if you cheated on the whore
- Motherfuckin Hagrid got better taste than you
- You say you love her , don't tell no lies
- I might have no nose but I can smell bullshit!
- Ever wondered why Malfoy was such a prick
- It's coz he caught you chomping on dobby's dick.
- Beth Haycock
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Gizmo is a furry thing that looks like a furby
- chicken in high quantities really start to hurt me
- apples and bananas are healthier than honey
- sugar pie you know a jack rabbit is less than bugs bunny
- chocolate donuts tend to be the be the bees knees
- i like turtles ninjas playing hide and go seek
- some people like biscotti, buttered toast and gravy
- penguins cant fly, everybody say cheese
- Here is a song for you to sing when you dont know what to listen to
- Come and sing along about rando m things, when you got nothin else to do
- My raps are so cold it's like living in an ice house
- you got a snuggie on even though it's nice out
- I got pants on my legs and i'm cleaning with shamwow
- im doing my physics homework although i dont know how