Battles Daveyjones vs WhiteGuyKai
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
This rap was deleted.DEFENDER'S RAP
- Verse 1: (after trumpet intro)
- A’ight look. I’m a pretty nice guy, so I’ll give you five seconds to turn-tail
- Get out my face before I lose it and put you on the other side of the veil.
- Make like a nazi and hail, spelt H-A-I-L,
- to the king. That’s me, the one and only, as if it wasn’t easy enough to tell.
- Yeah I’m gat strapped while you’re cap tapped. I’m funky fresh while you’re fresh fapped.
- About to put you down for your last nap. Top your hearse with a bow, call it gift wrapped.
- Cause this verse and its flow is a gift, chap. Never paid shit but you know I own rap.
- Don’t sprint (nyoom) but I’m running this track. Should’ve quit before you got yourself lapped.
- That’s past tense. This is the present, hence it’s best you soon pay recompense
- or learn exactly how a Mercedes bends when I strike you with my Mercedes Benz
- and your head leaves a dent in its rear end, knock you sideways like Yugi made you defend.
- On life support you are gonna depend. Left your floaty when you entered the deep end.
- Grrr…
- Hook: (trumpet bit)
- Pretty sure there’s sharks in these waters…
- Pretty certain that they all smell blood...
- Pretty fishy won’t you come closer?...
- Won’t be so pretty when I’m done
- Verse 2: (til final trumpet bit)
- I admit it's been a while
- since my lips broke out a smile,
- but here I am now with my life-taking instruments.
- I break them out, set to implement
- their sole purposes. To slaughter. It's my versus versus yours.
- Load 'em up, cock 'em, point. Showing your fake ass to the door.
- Fuck that, I'll blow your ass to the floor. Use your blood splatter like contours
- to map out your life. You're right, it's a mess. That's why it looks like a fucking condor
- giving birth to a deformed Rajon Rondo, or in this case "Rajon Rondor".
- Don't need to ponder over that last line, I'm out of rhymes. Should I go on, whore?
- Alright, I guess I could spit a few more. But you better shut the fuck up and listen
- because the doctor is IN and he ain't finished dissin'.
- Damn right ain't nobody gonna be missing you. No regular hospital visits.
- I'll skip the middle man. Bury you alive with a picture of my ass so you can still kiss it.
- Biatch.
- (after final trumpet bit)
- ...Fuck am I supposed to say now?...
- ...Song's over...
- ...well...
- ...fuck you. Haha.