Battles  Daveyjones vs WhiteGuyKai

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

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DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Verse 1: (after trumpet intro)
  • A’ight look. I’m a pretty nice guy, so I’ll give you five seconds to turn-tail
  • Get out my face before I lose it and put you on the other side of the veil.
  • Make like a nazi and hail, spelt H-A-I-L,
  • to the king. That’s me, the one and only, as if it wasn’t easy enough to tell.
  • Yeah I’m gat strapped while you’re cap tapped. I’m funky fresh while you’re fresh fapped.
  • About to put you down for your last nap. Top your hearse with a bow, call it gift wrapped.
  • Cause this verse and its flow is a gift, chap. Never paid shit but you know I own rap.
  • Don’t sprint (nyoom) but I’m running this track. Should’ve quit before you got yourself lapped.
  • That’s past tense. This is the present, hence it’s best you soon pay recompense
  • or learn exactly how a Mercedes bends when I strike you with my Mercedes Benz
  • and your head leaves a dent in its rear end, knock you sideways like Yugi made you defend.
  • On life support you are gonna depend. Left your floaty when you entered the deep end.
  • Grrr…
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  • Hook: (trumpet bit)
  • Pretty sure there’s sharks in these waters…
  • Pretty certain that they all smell blood...
  • Pretty fishy won’t you come closer?...
  • Won’t be so pretty when I’m done
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  • Verse 2: (til final trumpet bit)
  • I admit it's been a while
  • since my lips broke out a smile,
  • but here I am now with my life-taking instruments.
  • I break them out, set to implement
  • their sole purposes. To slaughter. It's my versus versus yours.
  • Load 'em up, cock 'em, point. Showing your fake ass to the door.
  • Fuck that, I'll blow your ass to the floor. Use your blood splatter like contours
  • to map out your life. You're right, it's a mess. That's why it looks like a fucking condor
  • giving birth to a deformed Rajon Rondo, or in this case "Rajon Rondor".
  • Don't need to ponder over that last line, I'm out of rhymes. Should I go on, whore?
  • Alright, I guess I could spit a few more. But you better shut the fuck up and listen
  • because the doctor is IN and he ain't finished dissin'.
  • Damn right ain't nobody gonna be missing you. No regular hospital visits.
  • I'll skip the middle man. Bury you alive with a picture of my ass so you can still kiss it.
  • Biatch.
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  • (after final trumpet bit)
  • ...Fuck am I supposed to say now?...
  • ...Song's over...
  • ...well...
  • ...fuck you. Haha.

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