DEFENDER'S RAP

• My lines are so #hard they are #eleven #on #the #Mohs #scale
• Mess with me, go #blind and have fun #deciphering #worn #Braille
• I'm so #hot I can #evaporate #a #block #of #iron
• And so #important I am why #Archimedes #was #inspired
• I whack whackness in its big face
• And leave a contusion on his #forehead bigger than that of #Nick #Grace
• Your #disses #end #up #healing #me like injected #cortisone
• Such a #pro at being #weird I got #forty-#seven #chromosomes
• Your raps are so #simple you mass produced #neutrinos
• They got their #life #sucked #out like an attack of a swarm of #mosquitoes
• Pupils study my traits as schoolwork because I'm so distinct
• Lines so #deadly it made the species of #archaebacteria #extinct
• #Sticks #and #stones won't break my bones but my words make a #fire #ignite
• Your bars get people so #sleepy parents #sing #them #to #their #child #at #night
• I make an #Alzeimers #patient even more #demented
• I caused so many #seizures I effectively ruined the #Fourth #Amendment