DEFENDER'S RAP

• Do I have to mention you’re the wackest member
• So I’m back to sentence this hapless peasant
• Rapping feckless, your bars are reckless
• Don’t start messing, I’ll put you behind bars felon
• Accept your crimes arsehole life’s hard, you’ll give me a nice spar
• But remember I’m the rhyme star
• My essence is everywhere when I write bars
• And I’m ending emcee enemies that Die Hard
• I get under my nemesis and fuck him up
• He suffered my terror, I blew up his stuff
• I’m like the Russian government, luckless thugs
• Get a rough pummelling and stuck in a coffin
• So it’s blood that you’re coughing
• Hence, you better hush all your mocking, you’re looking foolish, stop it
• I tick those boxes, you’ve lost this
• And kick you to the ground, you won’t get a shock win