This is a song about "Youve got a small dick"

I am legend, a snicker dick in a vanilly chick

Do not give a fuck i've got the swagger of a virgin's dick

Got his powers from stickin' his dick in a volcano

Hustle from regis and kelly into the late show

I’m lost without them, when they around i am charles sheen

Why do you always look like youve just missed a scene

My notes are shit, the prof's a dick, the ta's advice got me fazed

Of the very same baby that the virgin mary raised

We rose up to bigger fame, glows from the tennis chain

Youve got your own problems that im not gonna claim

So he takes a dick pic, but its so small you cant see it in the image

Walk like i'm drunk, swagga so uhgodyard trunks go around i got a bunch

Or take the dick unless she's got a death wish

We did it again last king, ymcmbi don't pay for bitches