This is a song about "Whorehouse bride"

Now those two other kids are dead... i look at the bride...

Indulging a meal when a toilet's in sight

Yeah late at night, when i got the phone call and made a right

As i come closer i realize i must cross a bride.....

Living my life like i'm living right

With a blonde bride, tied the knot inside

You the best bride and i'm the best groom

Or a harpoon to tom cruise with a jock tune

So call the wedding off the sched. due to loss of your bride

Gettin' highwhite boys done wrecked their shittryin to check my ride