This is a song about "Wet platinum"

The king of comedy heard everythin' that you said

Lifes a bitch, that why i always keep its pussy wet.

That's how this shit be goin when you go for number one

If an event was rappin', my room would be platinum,

Got it so wet, it's becoming so soggy

I'm a g, and this is something you can't see

Platinum when rapping, but rust couldn't tarnish me

Whole ride hazy tell her don't drive crazy

And all she wants is to dance

Diamond laced gold plated platinum plaques/

Wood, gold, platinum, diamond

Trying hard to speak and

Snapple fact: you rather wack

Platinum and gold, you gots to love that

You feeling when you be drillin' that shit

Performing a platinum plated