This is a song about "Vanilla media diarrhea bacteria"

Media turned justice into reality tv,

Away the tragedy, so i stay sucker free

The highest tightest and whitest mr. vanilla, no enigma, full of charisma

Troublesome niggahahaha, troublesome 19-motherfuckin'-96let it be known nigga

The media said they've handled bullying with "effectiveness"

Cause i walk around with pockets that are bigger than my bus

I can hear the bells ringing off the nice dream truck

She got a gentlefella - real vanilla but

Ice cream or vanilla,

My all gold rolly or the

Vanilla ice flipping real estate/

Those are not my dreams, i'll be straight

Yet the media hides it,

That's g shit, i be bumping fiend shit

Chips ahoy, vanilla cola, sipping syrup slow

I ain't really famous but the ladies need my picture though