This is a song about "Text"

At 12am everynight i expect to get a text or page

And i'm driving a unicorn, plus my bitch is strange

But i talked to her and we became friends walked her home that day even received a text,

Grab out my trust worthy razor slowly drag it across the bastards neck,

But then they'll have an accident and pick up another mani went to the bank to cash my check

Note: anything in brackets is intended to be said fast, its hard conveying flow in text

Time they bribe you with a text of nine lines of crime

Cappin' boy, cooking crack, at the same damn time

Would u be mad if i never replied to your text?

Because of the feds as we pledge to let our plague spread

The holy bible is the only vital sacred text

And don't perform after him or you might regret

I wish you could clear off your text box and try it again.

You ain't gettin' dough, don't even come around them

But you know women lieits like i sent my love with a text two times

Just remember us from time to time when you drop them lines