This is a song about "Templar desmond"

Serving gumbo with a shovel, dog i'm on another level

I'm the templar threat you'll never get rid of, i'll nestle in the vessel

Pretend bars like the templars, like when desmond was a waiter

But compliment her tits and then its off to hump her

Pretend bars like the templars, like when desmond was a waiter

So i told her i got something you've been waiting for