This is a song about "Templar desmond"

Motherfuckers, every time i see the paper

Pretend bars like the templars, like when desmond was a waiter

Pretend bars like the templars, like when desmond was a waiter

While his fiends for cream well exceeded the dream she once lived for

I'm the templar threat you'll never get rid of, i'll nestle in the vessel

Serving gumbo with a shovel, dog i'm on another level