This is a song about "Ted is real"

If finding somebody real is your fucking problem

Fuck, condom pocket, luckily, i brought one

Is this real life? god damn this is real life.

Also, this mothafucka got a nine to five

This is a rap bout how real my life is

Mama told me it'd be days like this

Middle finger up, give a fuck how they feel

The things that i can rap about that is real

Won't heat or burn me, i'm the coolest nigga here

Livin in the thrill, got me askin "is it real?"

Nah … i ain’t deaf in my ear

Look , the come up is real

Is this relationship real? or is it a scam

My shit hair-burning, you not even a lil’ tan

Vivid enough ta make living this a must, plus this is real

Gotta understand the truth. we is all king's 'round here