This is a song about "Splinter"

Talk to the mirror

Call me master splinter

You say i'm in the kitchen.. cooking up shit to splinter creeps

They want me unemployed, until i hit the streets

You is not hip then i can not coach her

And give everyone else a splinter

O.f. is the coldest thing, and i'm the fuckin' general

Inner winner morbid splinter sizzled dinner movie rental

Like you got a splinter

Life’s a bitch and i feel her