This is a song about "Splinter"

Like you got a splinter

Pour out some liquor

Call me master splinter

But that's what he liked her

Inner winner morbid splinter sizzled dinner movie rental

Like the olympics these youngins just won another metal

And give everyone else a splinter

To the homestead suites to drink liquor

You say i'm in the kitchen.. cooking up shit to splinter creeps

Both: we both love our moms, women with grown women needs