This is a song about "Social security"

Celebrate the very day that i get past

Social life hit on the back, now this shit's gonna last

And danced around the house in all-over print panties

The homeland security gaffeled me over seas

And a nose full of chowder, he's choppin' up all the doubters see

Look at billions we've invested in our "homeland security",

To wasting afflicted by the curse of addiction to security an pension

She showed me affection like a drug dealer using her pocket for my protection

But shit, let me explain- it's because times been hard

Whilst these others fucks workin security guard

'cuz some "homeland security" equals tons of profit makin'

So i can write about my life of sina couple bottles of gin

Ball so hard can sneak through the security at the mall

My pride is gone, i'm that guy like aaron hall

She had few friends, because her social skills were none

Fucking chin-checkin' punks 'til he's outta breath and done