This is a song about "Sir topham hat"

That moschino shit is so back

I wear a polo hat

But who the fuck cares sir?

You wife ain't shit, we g'd her

You too young and you don't know what i'm fightin' for

Chop her up and dime her, im chapel retired im signed sir,

Never knew a hooker that could share me, i get around

Out of the way, with the golden hat on the ground

While you serpents twerk, curtains close, sir,

That i will leave earth with her

Diplomat hat jonathan's unhappy aftermath

It's "cop fast and move that quickly" or cops crash

Excuse me sir, are we done, gotta go running,

Truthfully don't do much, but with you trying do something

Soon as i turn the bottle more liquor spillin' back

Yeah, i told cornish women come at the drop of a hat