This is a song about "Shampoo that straightens hair"

Turtle dicks comb my hair

U got all them drums in there

When danielle or milan decide to fucking share

Fuck barack’s change, we’d rather talk milian’s hair

Years back you believed that the world was fair

Hit man? shit man, i could look down the cross hair

We missed you on the charts last week, damn, that's right you wasn't there

Plus you gotta rewrite those lines that you said about michaels hair

I'm love stoned and i could swear

Like lindsay lohan's vagina hair

Stuff fake hair down the hole that you spoke,

Y'all can't stick to no g code

So keep dreaming and whipping ya hair,

You ain't gotta stare, go cop a pair

She's lightskinned, thick and she has blonde hair!"

When the depth chart came, there was no me there