This is a song about "Seltzer"

So i drank a bottle of seltzer. dude i know i was rude im used to causing a

All these 12 year old bros turning into hoes, its so bad i feel like calling the

Santas little helper working so much i need an alka seltzer

The rest gets set in my blender to be fed to my irish setter

The rest gets set in my blender to be fed to my irish setter

Santas little helper working so much i need an alka seltzer