This is a song about "Salty eric"

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

Just be there to help me and support me that's what you're here for

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

Killa! this the ghetto soap opera right here man

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

How can i persuade more heads to hear this great shit

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

Where i'm from is a circus hope you don’t expect a fair one

That he felt when he dealt with the physiological phase

Still salty? well if thats the case, you take the lead and i can chase

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

Well that's not her fucking name, but i think this shit is clever

Nothin sweet when i attend, see

Wait, a level 3 has you salty?