This is a song about "Salty eric"

I am legend, a snicker dick in a vanilly chick

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

That's why forever i love seldom and trust never

Me and my family, my friends, nigga we ride for you always

Still salty? well if thats the case, you take the lead and i can chase

I kill me just like you from the back you'll see

Wait, a level 3 has you salty?

They say my music knocks, so i hope it open every door

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

Or any type of suitable living condition listen

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

No matter how much i try, stay alive, i'm a die a man

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin