This is a song about "Present progressive"

Never present at breakfast, you just never attended, couldn't digest it.

In some fucking yellow skinnies looking like a fucking faggot

In this rusty cunt, that won a cup in collectin' dust

In this present , i can say life is pretty pleasant.

Fellatio is frequent, still i treat them decent

Ain't uniquely present, but distinctly obsolescent

My mom is all i have so it's never meet the parents

More than just present i present the newest of presents

Used to be at the bottom, tell ‘em it wasn’t for long

So this to you, i present, is my final song.

Infinite knowledge present, look through the proper channels.

Stay gold, stray old, maturing means that your life sucks

Curse or blessing? rapping tighter than a christmas present,

Seven, what's religion nigga? i am legend

I got a penny in my pocket, million in the trunk

Santa won't even give you coal for a fucking christmas present