This is a song about "Ping pong balls"

My way like a usher song

If you see my dog, don’t play no pong

My balls ashton kutcher

Udc where he met my mother

My balls get lubed in oil

My rapping made you soil

Inside my heads telling me evil thoughts

My home was broken by wreckin' balls

They left the keys to the brand new porsche

His nuts so big, bitch he sitting on his balls

I love the way you're standing

Then i discovered rap-ping

Huh, a metaphor of course

'cause i had the strength and balls

Something wicked this way come

My balls buff like he-man