This is a song about "Peter ho"

Dear reader, hiphopwizard secretly fucks a transvestite named peter

So i tried to show her about the world and about just who we really are

You gotta pay homage in order to get paid

Meet peter - a loser who was sayin' he could take

Jacking off to buffering vids of asher roth eating apple sauce

Ho ho ho. it's santa claus. at a brothel with a blonde bitch between his paws.

Got tickets peter piper

Took the van, went snatch her