This is a song about "Persiflage"

If i was out in the cold, i really couldn't bare

I say santa you into some banter i got a dare

I have a cleanness, allowing me to be the meanest.

Guess ill stop with all the banter and ranting about the weakest

Causing a banter of chatter amongst a, congregation of has beens

But when he discovered he was hopeless he gathered his things,