This is a song about "News"

People will see my ass on the lows news

One time for the girls with the right shoes

And i snap like bob backlund in the booth

Boring things in life such as the news

News flash: concern in the city,

Six-fifty, three hundred my shirt free

Or 5'2" hoopers in light shoes

Sit here all day, watch the news?

Sit here all day, watch the news?

Kill the jungle let the cats loose

Cold-blooded vein pulsing ’jo news

With women with issues

While news coverage is on breaking news up in wales

I don't do dishes but i throw away your plates

Saw the bombs on the news

Duck duck, say goose