This is a song about "My friend named sam baker with a small penis"

I felt great i never had a friend like her, she was my friend she was my girl friend,

Do whatever it takes to resist the temptationbrenda got herself a boyfriend

Of my penis in hard cement

Riding with the chopper, like it's my friend

And so the muscle flow is something you can't get no muzzel for

I'm an evil clown, shootin up the town getting dough like a baker

Saw you go out with my best friend and i kept it all a secret

Homie will never love her, although he'll probably have a fit

Push you into an old lady bagging plastic

My friend took a pic with his complicated trick

I got a friend named chris rent

Beach on the weekend