This is a song about "My dick and a half"

Still stop and i laugh; ma, get them rocks in your ass

He always was troubled since six and a half,

I chopped my dick off with a saw and caution i caught it

Hold the shit back, say goodbye and go commit that

And i whipped out my seal dick,

Word spreads fast that your knees spread quick

Ironin' you niggas now it's time to starch the shit

I mean shit, half my senior class done went and got arrested/

Real nigga no pistol to keep to shoot her

Leavin' the strip club with stitches and half a dollar,

My dick was an arrow i fucked her so hard and she called me a wacko

Got my carry-on but really wish i had a pound with me though

So while i hold this bottle of ciroc with a hand full of ass

Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half

And my dick just gets bigger

Or something that you paid for