This is a song about "My dick and a half"

Bleach my mutherfucking dick and take a mutherfucking pic

Like ellen degeneres clitoris is playing with dick

Have you seen ibiza with beaches that look like eva with d cups

And these two, other sloos, sucking my dick for a bag of jewels

Half my family and friends on top of me

But we should be body to body

And jesus never helped and the devil's a dick

I am legend, a snicker dick in a vanilly chick

But they say we ain't big

Want a piece of my dick

Leavin' the strip club with stitches and half a dollar,

Hella proper, my garment is propeller of chopper

My life is twisted like it's licorice, i got a half hour,

My climate is way higher then lindsay lohan nostrils on powder