This is a song about "My dick and a half"

Baby am i slick

And i whipped out my seal dick,

Bleach my mutherfucking dick and take a mutherfucking pic

Like ellen degeneres clitoris is playing with dick

Half of my game? yo, that shit be a lie

Cuz they all broken, why do ghetto birds die

I watch television and eat my cereal for about a half hour

So i tried to show her about the world and about just who we really are

You fucking dead bitch chips, i'm on my fifth bag with your bitch ass

Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half

I welcome with my handsand the red sun sinks at last

He always was troubled since six and a half,

See how that shit gonigga walk up in this motherfucker

Her lips and my dick, they stick together like a nutter butter