This is a song about "My dear policzman"

Hahaha, yothese felonies be like prophecies beggin me to stop

Uh he said dear lord forgive me, i know i sin a lot.i sin a lot.

I know i made the biggest mistake lost the thing most dear to me,

And leave the scene the way i came herethough some people say it's crazy

I turtle-shell niggasin harold and bell, niggaseat you like lunch, before the bell

Dear dad a failure of patience/ congratulations/ my observations serve me well/

I never quit it, the youngest one of my mother's children

Sorry dear/deer never gave a fuck so you better run

Now my eyes chinese, keep the loud lit

Doctor: dear god, please tell me this is part of a skit