This is a song about "Mounten dew"

Probably sitting there so lonely with a neckbeard and a mountain dew

Champaign by your tub, rose pedals as she walk, you know the floor don't need to see you

Resurrected like yew, right on cue, that's how i fucking dew

And you faker than willy wonkareal shit, i told you

I wanna get with you

No, scratch that, mountain dew,

Cabo to jamaica every weekend honey moon and you

Im sippin henny while u sippin on that mountain dew

Unpleasant peasant, rent dew but no tenant,

But she's not alonemiss independent

I can't take a big l, my city needs me, i gotta win

Dew forming on the ground as the day is transforming,

Aiming it at a pig, charlotte's web is going to miss you

Sipping on some mountain dew, cones i've had a few

I steady the flow, ready to blow like snotty tissue

Rhymes leave a sweet taste in your mouth like mountain dew