This is a song about "Middle stoner"

So i chose to be a stoner to escape from this unreality

Now you stuck up in my mothafucking basement all bloody

Loyalty is our middle initial,

Cause it doesn't seem really as simple

But compliment her tits and then its off to hump her

For beating another misinformed poor stoner

I'm a muh fucking stoner like a boulder on the couch

I'm high as the fuckin moon, set the bar higher even when i slouch

My salute to you i raise the middle

Your two lips they smell like tulips so official

Lady at the frank stand will

I am caught in the middle

Poke out from behind her

Just a straight up stoner