This is a song about "Merry balls"

His balls hang awkwardly isosceles

Hey! what's your name? oh, that's nice

Inside my heads telling me evil thoughts

So take my bat and these base balls

Your balls hiding in their whites

Stuntin' in some other jordan nines

Coroners comfort your mama

Your balls big vagina

Hohoho merry cristmas little boy

Ain't like my job or guys i employ

Lets get fucked up to the bone

Kid come back when your balls have grown