This is a song about "Major leauge baseball"

Talking caramel with them asses like the strippers

Major fibber, missin dinner with wistful sinners

Baseball is my first love

Then i said i had enough

Babies turn into shooters

She was a major curse

I am that major legislature

Said when i do dirt wit her

They shoot you over that paper, its just survivalist human nature

And informing all you lames that i may not appear as major

Everyday we make a major decision,

Callin' these bitches cuz bitches ain't even women

I've been so thorough, that's what i boast for

So just get up and show em how yo play baseball

Last year i was unknown but now am major

I rush to tend her, talked as i touch her