This is a song about "If"

But if you aint real man

Andy samberg: oh dang

If you had no role models and if you had no chaperones,

At the same damn time, gettin' hit on by a couple hoes

Five shots she ready to leave

If you wanna achieve

Went out and had a church of kids

And if she leaks any secrets,

Who swore i'd wouldn't live till twentynow they gotta cope

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By those that were slow as molasses, take this shit to school

If he's going to record, if wants to diss me or if were cool