This is a song about "I pads"

Here i go again, falling in love

I know i say this enough

But it made me the man i am today, thanks

Two for the pads, and two to take down your momma's pants

Bout peppermint schnapps in junior high hit the block

I go in i go hard i go ham, i don't stop

Everybody know me like the contra code for extra men

I realize as i cry everything i have i owe to them

Watching for the cops that's moving through

I regret how i treated you

Uh, you gotta get in line, hop

Boy i think i i hit the jackpot

Cause i show fur, no bikini wax

A young grasshopper that's trying to skip pads