This is a song about "Hockey stick"

The chap stick has run dry,

Keep your heads up high

I kill me just like you from the back you'll see

See more ice than a hockey goalie

With two chicks, sadistic

I have this 16inch long stick

Either that or they 4:4, some call them fantastic

Said i don't got scotch so my bars dont stick

I'm sick of this prick who sucks and fucks a stick

O let's do it get-get your bitches schooled quick

Skipped the jays game to watch junior b hockey

A single mother with a problem child, daddy free

Hold on you can see my vision

Your itch stick won't help none