This is a song about "Hayden s pubes"

Hayden: you have no idea who your talkin with

Your dad's purple heart now hangs over his ashes

Family is all i need but indeed them too can run me right up a tree

Hayden: dont touch me! the fact that i didnt kill you already means your lucky

And i'm participatin' in this crazed game of the 2000's,

Like i went to sierra leone in a homecoming dress

And a nose full of chowder, he's choppin' up all the doubters see

Doctor: relax hayden theres no reason to be actin funny

I swear to give you nothing less, nothing less

If only i could go back into the 80’s

I confessed bein' atheist, they said i was possessed

S on my chest like a superman vest

Cold, my style making my nose run

Hayden: just sit down and listen