This is a song about "Handsome bear"

Strike down like thunder,wheres ted the teddy bear

Cause you slum dawg and i'm the millionaire

It's justice for all but 90 percent unfair

"the fucker's there!" but the cop didn't spy the mother bear.

I decided to boss up, life's a bitch and i court her

Maestronomical the name i wear and bear with honor

Damn, i'm just waiting for my life to begin

Now where the fuck is pedo bear when you need him,

Maybe you luck out and meet someone that thinks you're handsome.

Got a fuckin' blog that needs a post? i can get it done

Just a place that they can come

Girls like me cuz i'm kind and handsome

Yessir... momma looking puerto rican and she got the best hair

And dangle him by his tail while i feed him to a grizzly bear.

And she looking for them trees, baby we got some

Mama said that i was way too handsome