This is a song about "Guarantee"

Hard as a motherfucker, tell em i was ham

Can you guarantee me that you are straight, man?

Put me in a booth guarantee ill spit the truth,

And your bitch is the type of bitch who really wanna lose

Ask your neighbor down the street and i guarantee the same response

I was hyper because i didn't get attention from my real pops

And eat about four bowls of some frozen ice cream

Mother-fucking guarantee ill make a murder scene

Lookin' at me, now they know my face

I can guarantee, you gonna need a brace

They giving pounds and that before get the money

But it's far from where she is and there's no guarantee

I can guarantee ya, i'm not nice villain

Shoot my ping and if you gonna listen

I used to fiend for your sister, but never went up in her

But sarah palin, guarantee i'll jack off to you later