This is a song about "Gay eric"

Since when did taking care of your appearance make you gay?

Please, stay strapped, pack a gat every day

It's not a figure of speech when i tell you that i dumped her

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

You troubled bullied boy who are you calling gay? gay boy your daddy wants you

But in real life they eyes is on your moneysee the enemies will say they true

Who will make a gay pay.

I swear i'm coming back one day

Because what you spit is gay,

But i ain't get to see you today

Wanted to go skate, can't, now my day is borin', damn

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

Why does it matter anyway, your gay,

It's like sunshine on a rainy day

And so the muscle flow is something you can't get no muzzel for

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,