This is a song about "Floppy disk"

I got 99 problems but a disk ain't one

Boss broke, spouse choke, blouse open

I got 99 problems but a disk ain't one

But if she ain't gonna smoke it ain't gon' happen

I got 99 problems but a disk ain't one

Savin' up 24 bullets with gun

Ironically it subs like a hero

Spin the disk up and let that ata bus flow

Pardon my absence, i'm actually far out of town wit a pound

Then i sat on my disk, opened the inter-net, searched the site, guess what i found:

I got 99 problems but a disk ain't one

I lost my connection with my woman

That i'd, never ever ever go broke

When my memtest disk, gets a chance to load