This is a song about "Eric"

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

It's ironic cause i always hear you talking about one

I'm waking up with something 20-something fly shit

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

Can't use the phonecause i'm sure someone is tappin indid it before

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

Dependin' on how i feel, either the coupe or sedan

Well that's not her fucking name, but i think this shit is clever

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester