This is a song about "Eric"

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

While his fiends for cream well exceeded the dream she once lived for

So if i'm not clubbing, don't think i'm on some jerk shit

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

Wanted to go skate, can't, now my day is borin', damn

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

And so the muscle flow is something you can't get no muzzel for

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

And the dirty ladera, i can't forget where i came from