This is a song about "Eric webber"

I put a condom on my heart, i don't be feeling shit

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

Wearin' nothin' but they fuckin' blast with the matchin' turban

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

But compliment her tits and then its off to hump her

Can't use the phonecause i'm sure someone is tappin indid it before

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

To witness the realest shit that's ever been told to man

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin