This is a song about "Eric sturycz"

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

They say my music knocks, so i hope it open every door

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

Just be there to help me and support me that's what you're here for

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

All these little dreams you got, they're not shit

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

Wanted to go skate, can't, now my day is borin', damn

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

You must have won every pageant in america when you was young