This is a song about "Eric pettine"

Somebody need to tell 'em that they can't do it like i can

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

Just be there to help me and support me that's what you're here for

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

Hittin' curbs and blastin' erick sermon drunk off english bourbon

It's not a figure of speech when i tell you that i dumped her

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

Didn't know her but i'm confirming that she sure gurgled dick

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,