This is a song about "Eric johansen"

Um, life is a water park, could be fun

Throwing animal parts at scarlett johansen

Hey, who dat, who dat? that nigga you been waiting for

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

Didn't know her but i'm confirming that she sure gurgled dick

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

And so the muscle flow is something you can't get no muzzel for

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

Wearin' nothin' but they fuckin' blast with the matchin' turban

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

No matter how much i try, stay alive, i'm a die a man