This is a song about "Eric johansen"

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

Can't use the phonecause i'm sure someone is tappin indid it before

Throwing animal parts at scarlett johansen

I'm bout to stick the whole game up with no gun

Wanted to go skate, can't, now my day is borin', damn

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

It's never late, we celebrate soon as your papers done

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

And maybe one day his kids, something that he'll live for

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

Stuntin' for the fuck of it, i ain't with the sucka' shit

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,