This is a song about "Eric ispoop"

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

While his fiends for cream well exceeded the dream she once lived for

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

And you’re girl working out, i let my niggas train her

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

I am legend, a snicker dick in a vanilly chick

I’m only dealin' with you, nothin' to do with your man

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

Grab your bulletproof vest niggacause its gonna be a long one