This is a song about "Eric ispoop"

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson

Wearin' nothin' but they fuckin' blast with the matchin' turban

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

Cause i change my outfit more than transsexuals change gender

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

Stuck her toungue out, flirted, played with his dick

Since nino, g-money, the carter, and the duh-duh man

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

Can't use the phonecause i'm sure someone is tappin indid it before