This is a song about "Eric ispoop"

I’m only dealin' with you, nothin' to do with your man

Eric heiden skating toe game playing chess while he lappin

*angel* hell no, eric, those goals are generic,

Stuck her toungue out, flirted, played with his dick

While his fiends for cream well exceeded the dream she once lived for

Eric ya long-haired derelict look what i've got stock in store,

He's not superman, he's eric bischoff playing the jester

That's why forever i love seldom and trust never

I wanted them on my debut, but they ain't wanna listen

Running fakes over like a battering ram, eric dickerson